Thank you. Thank you Mika Brzezinski for having the guts, the temerity, to refuse to report on Paris Hilton's release from jail:
Seriously. She DROVE while DRUNK. She could have KILLED someone. Drunk drivers should be locked up behind bars for years. They endanger all of us. Why does a millionaire, who has never worked a day in her, deserve lead coverage on a day when the world's superpower President's own comrades are refuting his war strategy? Why? Her largest claim to fame was leaving the birth canal of a woman married to a hotel millionaire. Wow. Can we move on please? I think there's bigger things to worry about.
Lake/island recursion, including "largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island". It's like matryoshka dolls except with islands and lakes.
Initiative Ztohoven, a collective around Roman Tyc, somehow managed to inject a pre-recorded pan with a sudden atomic explosion in the midst of a beautiful countryside. No word how they did it, assume they tricked the cabling on the unmanned camera site.